Too Soon For Christmas Decorations?
It’s the morning after thanksgiving, and I’m awoken at the crack of 10am to the sound of Christmas music, rustling paper, and the shuffling of boxes. Thinking that I must be hearing things I roll over and turn on the DVD and flat screen and begin watching an episode of Land Of The Lost. Just when Marshall, Will, and Holly are about to figure out why gravity is acting all wonky I hear it again. This time the sound of boxes and paper is accompanied by the unmistakable tinkering, delicate bell-like echoings of…Christmas decorations?
I spring out of my bed to see what was the matter, and what to my wondering eyes should appear? It’s the wife, and she’s already decked the house out for Christmas. The hand rail to the stairs are wrapped with fake evergreen needles, various green and red accents are strategically placed carefully about the house, the fireplace is trimmed with garlands, and the fiber optic tree is up with presents already waiting patiently beneath.
Is it too soon for Christmas?
…and how many of those presents are mine? 
