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My New Car

February 3rd, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

If you didn’t already know, I’m currently in the market for a new car.  The wife and I are thinking about having kids and I need to find something bigger than my Honda S2000 two-seater.

As luck would have it, while walking through the parking lot on my way to get a haircut today, I think I located the perfect vehicle.  The long search is over!  

What I stumbled across was a vehicle that holds more than four, has ample room for lugging items, would be perfect for a family getaway, and has a custom paint job.  

This vehicle was, to put it mildly, a work of art.  It’s a shame I was unable to track down the owner to offer cash-in-hand for this custom ride…

 

It's obvious that the owner poured his heart and soul into this creation

It was obvious that the owner poured his heart and soul into this creation

 

Im assuming that the driver either bilingual, or is searching for someone who is...

I'm assuming that the owner of this van is of Spanish descent, loves rock-n-roll, and has a penchant for gnawing on license plates. Ya know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder if this van belongs to my old high school prom date...

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  1. February 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 | #1

    This is an Urban Camouflage Art Car. There are more of these around than you think, but they’re usually parked next to graffiti-covered walls, which renders them invisible.

  2. February 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 | #2

    Heh…reminds me of the scene in Be Kind Rewind where Mos Def and Jack Black are in their urban camo, blending in with the back ground.

  3. Nitzer Ebb
    Nitzer Ebb’s Family Man
  4. February 3rd, 2009 at 16:29 | #4

    Hey Herman,

    Out of curiosity how much were you willing to cough up for this “masterpiece”?

  5. February 3rd, 2009 at 16:42 | #5

    Five dollars, my friend. Five dollars in Cold. Hard. Cash.

  6. February 3rd, 2009 at 18:18 | #6

    @Nitzer Ebb’s Family Man
    I’m lovin’ the stretch Mini!

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