Terrible Analogies

I have three basic tenets in life that I follow, and thus far they’ve kept me out of trouble.  They are:

1: Don’t get in a fight with a guy who has rolls of skin running down the back of his neck
2: Avoid getting in a property line dispute with a neighbor who has webbed fingers
3: Never dine at a strip mall eatery that offers half off sushi

Call me crazy, but that’s how I roll…