My Dream Last Night
I had a nightmare (if you can call it that) last night.
There I was, a miniscule version of myself, walking around in my own mouth. I was traversing the vast expanse of my molars, sliding gracefully down my canines, and trudging over my slick gums as I slunk in awe under the etherial arches between my teeth. My bicuspids were islands, set deep into my pink flesh, each with moats of spittle pooling together, surrounding my enamel with a protective ocean barrier. My lower incisors were massive flat towering sheets of ivory, stretching high into the atmosphere, forming a jagged, shadowy skyline in the heavens.
On my tongue, in place of taste buds was an uncountable, rolling carpet of Curly heads (the guy from the Three Stooges). They spotted me and in unison said, “it’s not what you do, but the way that you do it.”
And then I woke up.
Ever have one of those dreams?
One of the more disturbing animated .gifs I've seen in a long while...
this is one very disturbing animation Herman, and if it’s looking like your last night’s nightmare even a bit I can understand how upset one might wake from it. And no, I have never nightmares
It’s a good thing you weren’t popping gum at the time. Minuscule you would have been mad as a hatter! Ever had an ultra long dream? Where like you wake up at 3am dreaming something and then the alarm clock goes off hours later and you are still dreaming a variation of the same dream? Or how about “deja vu” where you are conversing with someone or doing some activity and remember as if you dreamed it. At least the Curly heads didn’t say, “Aren’t you supposed to be at work?”
That animated thing is more disturbing than your dream. Now I’m afraid to go asleep.
FWtTB’s: First…brilliant pseudo! If you must know, I used to dream in reruns, but with the endings changed each night. The scene: A field of small mounds, each mount of earth about 5 feet tall. A cave entrance. The setting was from Land Of The Lost. Each night, I’d be riding my dirt bike through the mound field, and each night, the Sleestak would come out and kill me. This went on for weeks when I was in my early teens.
Eerie, but true.
Is it just me who enjoys nightmares? I feel so odd now…
@Jen: Yes, that .gif is *more* than disturbing