God Drives A Ford
I thought 2012 was the agreed upon date for our destruction, when Nibiru will pass through our inner solar system, we achieve a collective higher enlightenment, aliens attack and neither Jeff Goldblum nor Bruce Willis can save us, or some other destructive mechanism will signal the end of mankind as we know it.
Little did I know that others have a more pressing, and more exact date for our demise:
I spotted this doomsayer on the freeway, and according to him the end times are an exact science.
God’s wrath on the unbelievers will occur on May 21, 2011.
Pulling out my handy dandy 2011 calendar (ya know, the one with the pictures of fluffy sea otters), this supposed extraterrestrial event is to take place on a Saturday. One question…will I have time to watch my cartoons before said event spirits us away to destinations unknown? I mean, I’d just lose it if I missed my Scooby Doo…
