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Why Some Never Win At Slip & Slide

September 9th, 2009 2 comments

Work has wrapped its sticky tentacles of doom about me, gripping me by the back of my head and rubbing my nose into my computer screen while screaming, “Bad admin!  Baaad admin!”  So far the clock is at 12+ hours of work, with quite a bit of overtime left in my immediate future.  

And I so wanted to watch Constantine tonight.  Damn.

I apologize for this lack of a post.  In it’s stead, please enjoy this picture of a slip-n-slide fail:

See you (hopefully) tomorrow!

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God Drives A Ford

September 8th, 2009 3 comments

I thought 2012 was the agreed upon date for our destruction, when Nibiru will pass through our inner solar system, we achieve a collective higher enlightenment, aliens attack and neither Jeff Goldblum nor Bruce Willis can save us, or some other destructive mechanism will signal the end of mankind as we know it.

Little did I know that others have a more pressing, and more exact date for our demise:

I spotted this doomsayer on the freeway, and according to him the end times are an exact science.

God’s wrath on the unbelievers will occur on May 21, 2011.

Pulling out my handy dandy 2011 calendar (ya know, the one with the pictures of fluffy sea otters), this supposed extraterrestrial event is to take place on a Saturday.  One question…will I have time to watch my cartoons before said event spirits us away to destinations unknown?  I mean, I’d just lose it if I missed my Scooby Doo…

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Mt. Whitney…Success!

September 7th, 2009 12 comments

My Mt. Whitney run / hike was a success!  Six hours up, four hours back.

Everyone I met on the trail was extremely courteous, allowing me to pass them without my having to ask, and even yelling the occasional encouraging word at me.  On the way down I returned the favor to the hikers still ascending, giving them the right of way, telling them, “You’re just about there, man!”

At 13,000 feet I began to experience quite a bit of altitude sickness.  It began with a headache, then pins and needles in the hands, then I developed a drunken stupor.  I began to have trouble placing my feet where I wanted them, and fell once because of it, stumbling over a large boulder.  Luckily I fell to my right.  If I had fallen to my left I would have fallen off trail and straight down the mountain. *whew*  Needless to say, this slowed me down quite a bit.

All told, I was on the trail at 5am, on the summit at 11am, and back at the car at 3pm.

On the descent it began to snow, which turned into rain at lower altitudes.  To add to this misery I ran out of water seven miles short of the trailhead.  I saved my final swig of water to choke down a handful of Tylenol and Motrin.  Out of water, I was forced to slow down and adopt the “survival trot” that’s familiar to distance runners in trouble.  Luckily, Karin met me on the trail a quarter of a mile from the finish with a nice cold Gatorade.  That was an amazing (and much welcome) surprise!

If I had to do it over again, I think I’d bring along a long sleeve shirt, more sun screen (can you say sunburn?), Chapstick, and definitely more water.

I hope you enjoy the following pictures.  As always, feel free to click on them to enlarge.  They’re well worth a closer look.

On the way to picking up my permit

On the way to picking up my permit

A portion of the Eastern Sierra Mountain Range model

A portion of the Eastern Sierra Mountain Range model located in the Visitor's Center

Woot

Woot! Day pass acquisition a success!

Wagbags are given out to every hiker

Wag bags are given out to every hiker

Camelbak primed and ready

Back at the hotel, the Camelbak is primed and ready

We took

Taking a dry run up to Whitney Portal to get my bearings the day before the run

I was on the trail at 5

On the trail at 5am, there's not much of a view this early in the morning

John Muir Wildness trail sign

John Muir Wilderness trail sign

I had to navigate several of the river rock passes in the dark

I had to navigate several of the river rock passes in the dark

Random hiker notices

Random hiker notices

Lone Pine Lake sign

Two miles into the run, Lone Pine Lake sign

Finally able to put my flashlight away and

Finally able to put my flashlight away and capture my first day shot

Looking back to capture the sunrise

Looking back to capture the sunrise over Lone Pine Lake and Owens Valley

Another stone crossing  There was still snow on the mountain

Another stone crossing. There was still snow on the mountain, and at lower altitudes I could hear waterfalls crashing all around me.

Early

Early morning shot, nearing Outpost Camp

Lake

Early morning at Mirror Lake

Running deep in the mountainss

Running deep in the mountains, still enjoying the sunrise

Looking back and down at Trailside Meadow

Running along side Trailside Meadow, just before breaking out of shadow and into the rising sun.

Entering Trail Camp

Entering Trail Camp. Notice the tent in the foreground. Lucky guy was the only hiker camped here.

Ascending the brutal 99 Switchbacks

Ascending the brutal 99 Switchbacks. It's difficult to appreciate how long these switchbacks last. The hikers at the top disappear from view. It's here at 12,000ft that I started to feel a bit knackered and sick.

September

September, and there's still snow on the ground

A short stretch of the 99 Switchbacks

A short stretch of cable rail follows a portion of the 99 Switchbacks

Nearing the end of the switchbacks

Nearing the end of the switchbacks

The Trail Crest sign near the end of the switchbacks

The Trail Crest sign just past the end of the switchbacks

Looking down

Looking down at the Hitchcock Lakes

Secondary sign warning of lightning dangers

Entering Sequoia National Park

lightning

The danger of lightning strikes is very real on Mt. Whitney

A portion of the trail a few miles from the summit

A portion of the trail a few miles from the summit, showing how easy it would be to fall over the side

The final two miles of the trail is a jumble of rocks

The final two miles of the trail is a jumble of rocks and talus piles. It was here that I really began to feel the effects of altitude sickness, and very nearly went tumbling over the edge

The final push towards the top

The final push towards the top. Just out of view, the stone hut resides on the furthest peak, which is much further away than you think it is. You won't be able to see the hut until you're right on top of it, and it will signal the end of the trail.

Hikers tend to leave their packs behind for the final push up the mountain

Hikers tend to leave their packs behind for the final push up the mountain

The summit

The summit! It was here that I very nearly broke down into tears. Raising my hands in the air, pushing my hat off my head, I let a loud "Woo!" escape. A few hikers resting at the top clapped and congratulated me. One even offered me a few bites of salami and crackers after she kindly took my picture. If I had to describe my feelings here, it could best be summed up as an amalgamation of my fondest childhood Christmas morning, a silky morphine high, and a profound religious experience.

The plaque on the shack

The plaque on the shack

The shack door warning of lightning strikes

The shack door, warning of lightning strikes

The rock plaque

The rock plaque

Standing at 14

Standing at 14,496 feet, on top of the highest mountain in the continental United States. I might be smiling here, but on the inside I'm dying to descend to a lower altitude to combat my altitude sickness.

Peak panorama

Peak panorama, looking down on Mt. Russell

Pan

Looking down on Consultation Lake, Lone Pine Peak, Mt. Irvine, Mt. Langley, and Mt. McAdie. Notice the dark streaks of rain coming down on the right. This quickly caught up to me on the descent, turning into snow.

On the descent

On the descent, looking down towards Bighorn Park and Outpost Camp

Another river rock path

Another river rock path. After 18 miles these were not a welcome sight

Log path over a slow rolling river

Log path over a slow rolling river

On the way back I saw dozens

On the way back I saw dozens of pine trees with these patterns cut into them. Does anyone know why this was done? Edit: Thanks to commenter Brain for clearing up this mystery for me. Apparently, these trees allow hikers to stay on trail when it snows.

And that’s it!  22 miles and 14,500 feet later in 10 hours and I’m spent.  For these next couple of days I’ll be resting and taking a steady diet of Motrin.  Hopefully I’ll be recovered enough for a quick run up Iron Mountain in a few days ;-)

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Recovering From The Run

September 4th, 2009 2 comments

I’m most probably either sitting in a hot tub at Mammoth, or cowering in a corner of my hotel room whimpering in pain from my run.  Either way, I wish I had some chocolate right about now…

What’s cool is that I actually have a source for these chocolates. There’s an old German butcher downtown that sells these (and other) imported candies. I buy them for the chocolate, but secretly covet the cool prizes tucked within.

Happy Friday, everyone! See you back here on Monday with my Mt. Whitney report and pics.

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By The Time You Read This…

September 3rd, 2009 No comments

…I’ll be well on my way up Mt. Whitney.  Sorry for this “space holder” of a post. 

In the meantime, enjoy this short about babies skating to Rapper’s Delight:

Man, those kids sure have some moves ;-)

Edit 9/2/09:  I’m sitting in a Best Western in the town of Lone Pine, looking out the window at the Eastern Sierra Nevada mountain range.  I just had my first ever Buffalo burger, I now have my feet up, and am trying not to think about tomorrow morning’s run.  In an hour I’ll crack open a beer, finish up Chuck Palahniuk’s latest novel Pygmy, then try to get some sleep.  The one thing I forgot to pack is my camera cable, so pics will have to wait until Monday (curses!).

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