Bad Juice
I purchased a bottle of juice from the local Albertson’s on my way back to work this afternoon after a great session at the gym. Uncapping my newly acquired bottle of juicy goodness and taking a good chug of its contents, I noticed an odd stale taste aftertaste. Something about this drink was a bit…off.
Hrmmm. Spinning the juice container around I eyeballed the date and read it aloud:
Even though I was saying the words, my mind couldn’t comprehend their full meaning until several seconds later. Call it a delayed shock, but as soon as I understood the implication of this date I unconsciously stuck out my tongue, squinted my eyes shut, and let out an audible, “Eugh!”
I guess that’s the appropriate response to drinking juice that’s two months past its expiration date?



