Terrible Analogies

…that I’ve been seriously slacking on the posting this week.  My lack of ambition, motivation, and drive have been sucked dry by work.  It’s strange how, after a long vacation, things tend to stack up when you’re not looking.  I’m afraid my once shining example of what one man can do given a infinite amount of time and a grip-load of anonymity has spiraled out of control, reaching an ever-deepening, suffocating nadir.  

But tremble and cower before my pitiful blog, for next week I bring some very interesting news from the family front.  And no, it’s not about the bum fight I saw on the street corner yesterday (even though I did have $5 on the guy with the crazy beard), nor about the hitchhiker walking down the freeway at one in the morning sportin’ an impressive mohawk.  Tune in on Monday for the nasty, dirty details.

And so, in honor of this wasted week, let me present you with 100 of the greatest hits of youtube.  This sort video packs more entertainment in four minutes that I have all week long…
 

Taking the Eye In The Sky from the bookshelf, I study the box and wonder, “just who is their proofreader?”