Google…Surely You Jest
I was researching an apparent coolant leak on my car this afternoon when this autofill return from Google caught my eye:
Am I to believe that enough people googled “why does my boyfriend want me to pee on him” that it’s become a default autofill? What’s with this apparent rash of strange urinary practices, and why does this not fill me with confidence and hope for the future?
I am most certainly not one to judge others, nor am I a prude, but come on people…why would anybody want to relieve themselves on somebody else? IMHO, the very desire to want to do such a blatantly foul act on another human being smacks of a serious mental disorder. Ladies, if your man expresses a need to pee on you (or vica versa), take my (obvious and sane) advice and leave him. Wishing to do something so patently foul to another human being is a sure sign of a mental disorder, and it requires immediate professional psychiatric help.


