Just Another Cat Video
I have no words today.
I feel as if I’ve hit my weekly quota of nouns, verbs, adjectives, and adverbs. I’m devoid of colorful metaphors, snappy catchphrases, and the odd melancholy retort. Lacking for tales, fables, and non-sequiturs, devoid of secrets, revelations, narratives and parables, I find myself bound in a straightjacket of plain vanilla monotony, unable to slip these dull shackles of disinterest. It pains me to have to concede that I have no points to make, opinions to inject, ideas to express, nor adventures to chronicle. In light of this sad circumstance, please accept my sincere apologies for my current depth of mediocrity.
I hope that this cat video brings you more enjoyment than today’s post:
See ya on Monday, when we’ll cover a strange combination of classic literature and the ballad of Mr. T.
