I’ve recently had the auspicious honor of being textually attacked by a spammer who was more than eager to hook me up with “VIP access to some of the hottest clubs in San Diego”. Apparently, this dubious company provides a service that caters to the partying, oversexed frat boy populace that revels in binge drinking, popped collars, faux hawks, trucker hats, and girls named “Bunnie”. I’m unsure how they got hold of my cell phone number, but for several weeks I was the proud recipient six daily text spams, each one encouraging me to contact them for “the hookup”…whatever that is.
Repeated attempts to get them to stop spamming me and to take me off their list went unanswered. I hate feeling like a victim, so I took the only other action I could. I contacted the FCC.
You see, in California we can “opt out” of telemarketing phone calls (which I always do). Upon careful investigation, it appears that cell phone text messages fall into this category. Unless one has a previous business relationship with a company, that company can not cold call you fishing for business. Curious to see if I could get any traction with the FCC on this matter, I downloaded and filled out their 1088G Call or Message to Wireless Device Complaint form and mailed it off.
Two weeks later I received an envelope in the mail with this letter enclosed (click to enlarge):
Coincidentally, one week after getting this letter the spam miraculously ceased to darken my cell phone. Hot damn. I rarely get to see my tax dollars hard at work, much less accomplishing something worthwhile. Color me impressed.
Of course this probably means I’ll never get to party with Biff and Candy in the Champagne Room, but given enough time and counseling I think I’ll be able to cope with such a loss…
The parents-in-law, who reside in Wisconsin, bought us a brand new Craftsman tool chest last week, sending us a note that we can pick it up at our local Sears. Taken aback by this unexpected gift (for which I really can’t thank you enough), I took a few minutes to look up the dimensions of this massive hunk of hardware and, after running the numbers, convinced myself that it would fit in Karin’s car.
This past weekend we drove down to Sears, made our way to the ‘Pick-Up’ warehouse, and turned in our claim ticket. A few minutes later two guys emerged pushing dollies with our new storage solution. The smaller top box easily fit into our truck, but the larger bottom piece wouldn’t quite fit into the back seat even after removing it from the box. We were stumped, unsure what our next move was going to be. Then, quite unexpectedly, I heard a voice behind me say, “How far away do you live?”
Turning around I saw a man in his 60′s standing in the bed of his Ford F-150, with what I assumed was his grandson standing alongside him. ”We’re about ten minutes away,” I said. ”Well, load it on up here. I’ll be more than happy to follow you home,” he replied with a smile. After a couple of minutes of chat to size the guy up to see where his intentions lied, we decided to take him up on his offer. Sure enough, he followed us home, then shook our hands and refused any sort of payment. We even tried to get his address to send him a Christmas card, but he said that wasn’t necessary. ”Well then, I’ll pay it forward,” I told him. With that and a final wave he drove away.
With this one unselfish act my faith in humanity has been restored. Thanks to the kindness of one individual, I’ve been reassured that not everybody out there is in it strictly for themselves. Thank you, kind stranger.
I’ve just gotten back from our second Childbirth Preparation course, so please excuse me if this post seems a bit rushed. It’s nearly 10pm and I’m anxious to relax a bit before the workweek begins anew tomorrow.
Never before did I realize how complicated child birth can be. Naively, I expected the process to go rather smoothly, with Karin notifying me one day that “the time has come”, and with that we’d spirit ourselves away to the hospital, and shortly thereafter we’d find ourselves the parents of a brand new baby boy. Little did I know about “preludes to labor”, “early labor”, “active labor”, “transition”, and “pushing and delivery”. The very thought of forceps and suction cups was entirely alien to me. Learning about “tears”, “epidurals”, and “perineums” made my head swim and concern grow for my wife and the challenges she’ll soon be facing.
Let me tell you, the first thing I’m going to be doing this week is picking up an exercise ball, brushing up on my “he-he-he-whos”, and making sure that I’m ready for my part in this grand experiment. I’m growing more and more nervous about this whole thing, but can’t wait to greet our new baby boy in February.
