Terrible Analogies

I’m sorry, but I have to get this off of my chest.

Every time the wife and I turn on the Food Network and happen upon the show Unwrapped:

I can’t help but be reminded of this:

It gets to the point that I become so distracted I begin to tune out Unwrapped out and flash back to the many hours I wasted sitting in front of the TV as a child, thinking about how badly I wanted to run through the Double Dare obstacle course.  *sigh*