Terrible Analogies

This weekend Karin took the kid out to dinner to show him off to some friends.  Feeling a bit lonely, I decided to google the word “alone”.  This is what I found:

1. Alone

What you’re not. Although it may seem like there is nobody there who cares about you, who is like you, or can be a friend to you, there is someone miles and miles away who would like to be there with you if they knew you were calling.

This is a message to all of the lonely and depressed people out there on their computers, reading definitions of words they’re feeling in hopes to find some comfort, if only for a short while. Regardless of whether you’re reading this in five weeks or in five years, and regardless of whether I’m still browsing this site regularly or dead in a car crash, just know that tonight, I was feeling very lonely, crying out for you.

You’re not alone. I’m not alone. We’re not alone

Thanks Urban Dictionary for making me feel a little less lonely.