Terrible Analogies

The jobs I would least like to have:

• Drill Instructor
• Porta Potty Scrubber
• Lion Tamer
• Fluffer
• Accountant
• Hair Boiler
• Chimney Sweep
• Rodeo Clown
• Medical Waste Collector
• Crime Scene Cleaner
• Politician
• Roadie for a Limp Bizkit Tribute Band
• Funeral Clown
• Carney
• Litter Carrier
• A Hallmark Sympathy Card Writer
• Braille Book Proofreader
• Crematorium Technician

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…and whatever it is that this guy does:
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No sir…count me out.  I’ve seen enough Val Lewton movies to know that this is not the career path I’d choose…