Terrible Analogies

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There are things I’ve done in my life that I’ll forever be ashamed of; washing colors and whites together, turning everything a shade of pink, taking advantage of the handicapped stall when a wheelchair-bound individual entered the restroom, accidentally calling my 5th grade teacher “mom”…but none of that can possibly equal the action of this individual:

What must have been going through his mind?

If this were me, I don’t think I’d have quite the death grip on the leash as the elevator began its upward trajectory. Just let that thing go and hope for the best.

Next week I hear he’s going to take his dog to the Grand Canyon. Let’s see how that turns out…