I’ve Seen A UFO
That’s right. I’ll come right on out and say it. I once saw a UFO.
It happened about fifteen years ago. I was in my backyard looking up at the stars through my 12″ Dobosian telescope, checking out the sights, when I stepped back, looked up, and saw a white pinpoint of light slowly arcing its way across the heavens directly above me. At first I thought it was no big deal. Most likely a satellite. But then a strange thing happened; it immediately turned 90° and took off at an incredible speed and disappeared over the horizon in roughly three seconds.
The very first thing out of my mouth was, “Wow, that was unusual.”
This was, of course, an understatement.
I’ve never seen anything like that before or since.
I can’t tell you what I saw, but I can tell you that if this wasn’t a God’s honest UFO, then that pilot must have been turned into mush at that point of instant acceleration. There was no “getting up to speed” with that thing. At first it looked like any other satellite, but in the blink of an eye it took off at speeds that are impossible for any technology that I personally know of.
That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it.
*Whew!* It’s good to get that off my chest! Heh…