So…Here We Are
So this is 2013, you say?
HermanTurnip kicks the tires. Lifts the hood. Inspects the engine.
Yeah, it looks nice and shiny. But you know what I want to do this year, first thing? I mean, the very first thing. Yep, you guessed it. Break out the Play-Doh.
Wanna know what I want to do next? Go on, guess. I’ll give you a minute.
Okay, time’s up.
For some crazy reason I have this bizarre hankering to put stickers all over my socks, then run around the room shouting “Ba-CHOW! Ba-CHOW!”, scaring the cat so badly that she throws up.
Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it…