Apparently, this cat learned how to hack an automatic cat feeder. The technique involves a subtile blend of wily cunning and extreme violence.
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Luckily, for us, our cat never discovered this little trick. Perhaps it’s because she sleeps in bed with us every night? In fact, she’s less of a cat and more of a house mom…
Oh, and if you want to recreate this fun in your very own home, click here! Have fun wasting the next few minutes…
This is your fault. You let this happen.
You could have very easily put a stop to it, but you didn’t lift a finger to help. Did you even care what was happening to me? Did you even consider how I felt about it? How much I had to put up with? How difficult it was to hold back and not lash out?
You know, I could have very easily cut him. With one swipe I could have sliced open his cheek and had him running away in pain and fear. But I didn’t. I was the bigger man. I let him have his fun.
But look at my eyes as I stare at you. That’s the look of dismay and distrust.
Remember that look every time you watch me in this video.
Know this: I’ll never forget.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Behind their cute eyes, soft fur, and playful exteriors beats the conniving heart of a stone cold killer.
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I’ma scared.
This past weekend we took Tyler to the Birch Aquarium in La Jolla to mock enjoy the fishes.
Some kids enjoy Legos. Others find solace in crayons. Tyler is fascinated by animals. It’s great to see how big his eyes get when he spies a dog or a cat, or in this case huge fish that could swallow him up whole. He was so excited about the wildlife that we just barely saved him from taking a purposeful header into the outdoor tidal pool exhibit to get a better look at the Sea Anemones.
At the end of an eventful day full of animals, running around (geez, this kid is fast!), and fresh air he was down for the count on the drive home.
Man, this kid’s got the life 
I've heard of throwing dollar coins into the wishing well, but this is ridiculous
