Terrible Analogies

Whatever happened to honesty?  Why do so many people utter “white lies”, make up excuses, or tell people things that they just want to hear?

Sure, honesty can be brutal and cutting, but at least the honest person doesn’t have to keep track of their lies for future reference.  They don’t have to make things up to put on their resumes.  They simply tell it like it is.  No sugar-coating.  No easing up.  No worries about how they might come off to others.

I’m talking about callous, uncivil, merciless honesty. Just.  Like.  This.

Lady, in a world full of frauds and phonies, you are my new hero

The single greatest answer ever given on The People’s Court:

Is it just me, or was the host nodding in agreement as if Mr. Mustache just spoke truth?

From what I heard he was already in the tow truck:

Even though this past work week contained a mere four days, it still felt hellishly long.  I think I’ll reward myself with a bag of Doritos and an ice cold Corona this weekend…

Hope everyone has a great weekend. See you on Monday!

If you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas, I like Rubik’s Cubes, books, running, and…oh yeah, lots and lots of heroin: