Terrible Analogies

From what I heard he was already in the tow truck:

Even though this past work week contained a mere four days, it still felt hellishly long.  I think I’ll reward myself with a bag of Doritos and an ice cold Corona this weekend…

Hope everyone has a great weekend. See you on Monday!

If you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas, I like Rubik’s Cubes, books, running, and…oh yeah, lots and lots of heroin:

Come.  Let me mime you the song of my people…

This becomes progressively more interesting as the song goes on. I’m amazed he was able to keep this up for so long without missing a beat. This man is an unheralded genius.

It’s nice to see that Michael J. Fox hasn’t lost his sense of humor.

Please be sure to stick around for the ending…

Heh…