Terrible Analogies » Funny http://terribleanalogies.com "Mother Nature and Father Time used to be good friends of mine..." - PWEI Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:01:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Costa Concordia Captain Got A New Job http://terribleanalogies.com/2012/01/costa-concordia-captain-got-a-new-job/ http://terribleanalogies.com/2012/01/costa-concordia-captain-got-a-new-job/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:01:43 +0000 HermanTurnip http://terribleanalogies.com/?p=11903 From what I heard he was already in the tow truck:

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Hope everyone has a great weekend. See you on Monday!

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]]> http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/10/thinking-ahead/feed/ 4 Interpretative Dance http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/interpretive-song/ http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/interpretive-song/#comments Wed, 21 Sep 2011 09:01:07 +0000 HermanTurnip http://terribleanalogies.com/?p=11063 Come.  Let me mime you the song of my people…

This becomes progressively more interesting as the song goes on. I’m amazed he was able to keep this up for so long without missing a beat. This man is an unheralded genius.

]]> http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/interpretive-song/feed/ 3 I’ll Be Back In Two Shakes http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/ill-be-back-in-two-shakes/ http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/ill-be-back-in-two-shakes/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 09:01:56 +0000 HermanTurnip http://terribleanalogies.com/?p=11016 It’s nice to see that Michael J. Fox hasn’t lost his sense of humor.

Please be sure to stick around for the ending…

Heh… :-)

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