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The Surf MCs

March 8th, 2011 5 comments

After many years of searching high and low for one of my favorite albums from my past I finally managed to track down a copy!  There it was, huddled between Suzanne Vega and The Supremes, the CD that’s been eluding me since the late 80′s, covered in a thin film of dust, cover gouged and scratched, glossed over and ignored for so many years like that kid who sat in the back of the class doing his best not to draw attention to himself.

When I saw it my heart skipped a beat.

I was sure that the case was going to be empty, just another tease and bitter disappointment, but when I opened the scored and scuffed CD case there it was, and as beautiful as I remembered it.

What I’m talking about is one of the best worst albums ever recorded.  The Surf MCs seminal classic Surf Or Die.

Released in 1987, Surf Or Die did its best to emulate and capitalize on the recent popularization of the Beastie Boys and the modern burgeoning surf craze that permeated the culture of the time.  The Surf MCs did their best to mix beats, rap and indie punk guitar sound but came off as sounding something like the Beastie Boys slow, dim-witted cousin that nobody wanted to sit next to at the kiddie table for Thanksgiving.

It’s difficult to ignore powerhouse songs such as “This Surf Is Live”, “Gotta Get Air” and “You Will Get Served”, but somehow they were.  And it’s a damn shame too, because this album is so awful it’s amazing.  Their best known song, “Surf Or Die”, is as catchy as a date with Candy at the local Motel 6, and it’s impossible not to turn you car stereo up to ’7′ when “Big Wednesday” comes on.

Who can argue with the poetic flair of “Rock That Beach”, “Boomin’ It”, or the classic “Can’t Get A Tan”?:

When I try to get a tan all I get is burnt
All my girlfriends say I should have already learnt
I’m tall cool one in the summer sun
Too late now, the damage already done
Can’t get a tan
(Can’t get a tan)
I’m so cool but I can’t get a tan

And heaven help me, but even after having not heard this album in 20+ years I was still able to sing along with it on the car ride back from the used record store.

It’s odd what sticks with you…

And you know that you’re listening to ignored genius when even Last FM has no record of them:

I’m so cool I listen to bands to nobody else does.  This make me hardcore indie?

Keep on surfing, Surf MCs.  The next party wave’s on me!

Seriously…I love this album. (HermanTurnip hangs his head in shame)

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Chill Out

November 3rd, 2010 3 comments

Here’s an interesting experiment.  Trust me on this one.

Open up a tab (or window) and launch this link (or just click it. A new window will spawn).

Open up another tab (or window) and launch this link (or just click it. A new window will spawn).

Sit back and enjoy!

I’ll admit, I sometimes let this run for hours…

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Blood & Chocolate

October 5th, 2010 1 comment

My favorite Elvis Costello album is, without a doubt, Blood & Chocolate.

I only mention this because I’ve been listening to this album quite a bit recently. It seems that my iTunes session, though set to “random”, is cherry-picking tracks from this album for the past several days. I’m unsure if the random algorithm is broken or not, but several times a day it prefers tracks from Blood & Chocolate over the other 43,000+ songs in my library.

Normally I’d complain about such things, but damnit if these tracks aren’t all together excellent.

Sure, Elvis Costello has released some mighty fine albums in his career (Armed Forces, All This Useless Beauty, Imperial Bedroom, Spike, Brutal Youth, Mighty Like A Rose, When I Was Cruel, King Of America, etc…), but Blood & Chocolate stands head and shoulders above these.

Recorded in a large open-air studio, Elvis Costello and the Attractions laid down the tracks while playing at stage volume through monitor speakers, which was crucial in lending an aggressive, desperate edge to the tracks.

Blood & Chocolate is the very definition of a “visceral” album, containing all of the well-deserved angst and tactile lamenting of a man unwilling to wear the heavy coat of an emotional, conflicted existence.

This isn’t an album that a pop band could ever write. We’re dealing with issues that requires the experience of age and the crushing weight of reality that only a self-doubting and possessive world could provide.

I can’t recommend this album enough. I’d point out the power of songs such as “Uncomplicated”, “I Hope You’re Happy Now”, “I Want You” (IMO the standout track of this entire album), “Blue Chair”, “Battered Old Bird”, “Next Time Around”, “Honey Are You Straight Or Are You Blind”, etc… but trying to put into words what Elvis Costello manages to convey with emotion is like a blind man struggling with the dark; a useless gesture. You have to listen to this album for yourself if you want to comprehend.

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Tunng

August 9th, 2010 1 comment

I know I’m a bit late to the party here, but check out this video from Tunng.  The title of the song is “Bullets”, which can be found on their Good Arrows album.

This is an amazing video from an equally amazing band.  If you enjoyed it, please check out their other albums Comments Of The Inner Chorus and This Is Tunng….

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Top 15 Cover Songs

July 6th, 2010 16 comments

These are, in order and sequence, the Top 15 Cover Songs that (the royal) we here at Terrible Analogies obsess over on a daily basis. It’s understood that many of these songs can be had from multiple sources, so please forgive me if I don’t recognize your album of choice.

And with that, please accept as gospel…

#15) Orgy : Blue Monday
Album: Candyass
Originally sung by: New Order

There have been more than a dozen remakes of New Order’s Blue Monday by just as many bands, but in 1998 Orgy put their industrial/electronic/rock stamp on the song and rode that baby for all it was worth before flaming out in spectacular goth-rocker fashion.  This was, without doubt, Orgy’s biggest hit (pop quiz hotshot…can you name another song by Orgy?  I didn’t think so).

#14) The Postal Service:  We Will Become Silhouettes
Album: Such Great Heights (EP)
Originally sung by: The Postal Service

What the hey?  It’s a band covering one of their own songs?  Yep, you caught me.  This is The Postal Service covering their song We Will Become Silhouettes, but this is an acoustic version that can only be found on their Such Great Heights EP.  It’s definitely more upbeat than it’s predecessor, and if I had to make a life-or-death decision I’d have to say that this is the preferable version of the two.  Track this song down and give it a spin, then try to call me a liar.

#13) Red Hot Chili Peppers: Higher Ground
Album: Mother’s Milk
Originally sung by: Stevie Wonder

From the opening bass line to the group sing-along chorus, the Red Hot Chili Peppers upped the funk on this Stevie Wonder classic.  Higher Ground allowed the RHCP to break into the mainstream, setting them up perfectly to jump record labels, hook up with Rick Ruben, and two years later give forth upon the world Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik.  (check out their “making of” movie Funky Monks for some great insights behind Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik.  You can thank me later).

#12) Seu Jorge: Rebel Rebel
Album: The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions
Originally sung by: David Bowie

The first of several David Bowie cover songs on this list.  This is nothing more than Seu Jorge with an acoustic guitar giving us a Portuguese language cover of Rebel Rebel.  Even if you don’t know the language this song instantly seems recognizable, familiar and comforting.

#11) The Smashing Pumpkins: My Blue Heaven
Album: The Aeroplane Flies High (box set, disk 5)
Originally sung by: Gene Austin

Originally written 1927, My Blue Heaven is a standard which has been covered by over 100 artists. It’s a shock to hear Billy Corgan in such stylistic alien territory, accompanied by piano and soft violin. Once you’re able to accept this odd premise, My Blue Heaven quickly grows on you.

#10) Concrete Blonde: Everybody Knows
Album: Still In Hollywood
Originally sung by: Leonard Cohen

If you’ve seen the movie Pump Up The Volume, then you’re familiar with this version of Everybody Knows.  The original song by Leonard Cohen clocks in at nearly six minutes.  Concrete Blonde axed a few verses from the song, tightening it up and bringing it down to 4:45.  Being a Cohen fan I’m a bit torn by this, but it becomes readily apparent that Concrete Blonde injected this downer tune with their unique vibe and made this song their own.

#9) Fishbone: Freddie’s Dead
Album: Truth And Soul
Originally sung by: Curtis Mayfield

Gone is the funk, replaced by rock, punk, and ska.  Freddie’s Dead originally appeared in the soundtrack to the amazing 70′s exploitation film Super Fly.   Freddie’s Dead was the opening salvo from Fishbone’s landmark album Truth And Soul.  Propelled by Freddie’s Dead, Fishbone managed to extend their identity and presence beyond the confines of the college rock/alt scene.  In my mind, Curtis Mayfield will always have top billing whenever I think of Freddie’s Dead, but Fishbone isn’t far behind.

#8) Lemonheads: Mrs. Robinson
Album: It’s A Shame About Ray
Originally sung by: Simon & Garfunkel

Simon & Garfunkel’s hippy/folk song Mrs. Robinson was transformed by the Lemonheads, who stretched and pulled at the weak points, bending and flexing the entire piece until it barely resembled the original product.  Evan Dando managed to stay off the needle long enough to turn this 70′s relic into an uplifting song well suited for pool parties, dorm room keggers, dusty old overhead supermarket speakers, and clumsy suicide attempts.  The Lemonheads permeated the culture with this most excellent of covers.

#7) Bauhaus: Ziggy Stardust
Album: Swing The Heartache
Originally sung by: David Bowie

This cover became one of the go-to encore songs for what seemed like every tour Bauhaus went on. When you hear David Bowie sing this song it comes off as a personal, heartfelt, sincere offering. Bauhaus built upon this foundation, enlarging the sound until the band was the insignificant center of a larger work of art which took on a life of its own.  My inner-goth child gives you a black nail polish ‘thumbs up’, guys.

#6) The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy: California Uber Alles
Album: Virus 100 – A Tribute To The Dead Kennedys
Originally sung by: The Dead Kennedys

Yes, yes…I know that this song appears on The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy’s album Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury.  It’s just that the version that they recorded for Virus 100 is tighter, angrier, with sharper teeth and delivery.  If you’re a Dead Kennedy’s fan you’ll find it impossible not to sing along.  ”Knock knock at your front door, let’s have big fun.”

#5) The Gypsy Kings: Hotel California
Album: The Big Lebowski (soundtrack)
Originally sung by: Eagles

The Eagles built a career around Hotel California. We’ve all heard this song morph through the entire range of stages from groundbreaking to passé, and had thought that it’d been forever driven into the ground by a generation of aging, drunken 70′s stepchildren, buried beneath years of emotional childhood trauma, remembrance of rejection by your first true love, and Ace Of Base’s single The Sign. That was until The Gypsy Kings wrapped their spanish-infused genius around this song and made it special once again. Their slow, tinkering lead-in eventually runs head first into a brick wall of rough, insistent vocals by Nicolas Reyes and manic ethnic guitar brilliance. Be sure to crank up the volume before the chorus hits, because for a non-rock song this thing is just so. Damn. Metal. “Welcome to ze Hotel California,” indeed.

#4) Nirvana: Oh, Me
Album: Unplugged In New York
Originally sung by: The Meat Puppets

It took a genius like Cobain to recognize the beauty in the poorly sung The Meat Puppets song Oh, Me.  One listen to the original, it’s amazing that it managed to get pressed into wax.  To say that The Meat Puppets couldn’t sing their way out of a heroin baggie would be an understatement.  As I type this I’m playing the original in the background with cotton stuffed in my ears in preparation for the initial God awful high-pitched chorus.  Then along comes Nirvana, who expertly molds and shapes this poor excuse of a song into a thing of pure audible beauty.  I guess this is a prime example of when life gives you crap, you make crap-onade.

#3) God Lives Underwater: Fly On The Windscreen
Album: Music For The Masses – A Tribute To Depeche Mode
Originally sung by: Depeche Mode

For a band who admittedly sound  a whole heck of a lot like Depeche Mode, God Lives Underwater turned their Depeche Mode dial up to ’11′ when they recorded this cover version of Fly On The Windscreen.  Wow.  For a solid tribute album GLU served up the best track.  This album could have contained just this one song repeated ten times and I’d still plunk down my hard earned $12 to buy it.

#2) M. Ward: Let’s Dance
Album: Transfiguration Of Vincent
Originally sung by: David Bowie

M. Ward is an artist who can turn the most basic, joyless tune into something that can make you simultaneously laugh and cry uncontrollably.  At first glance you could be forgiven for not identifying this song as a David Bowie property.  M. Ward has so twisted the original work to make it sound as if it might have come from the pen of  a decrepit Johnny Cash warped on a week long splurge of downers and whiskey, and originally sung by any number of ancient obliguious crooners that you might hear coming from the cracked speaker of your grandmother’s mono radio tuned to a forgotten out-of-band channel from the deep past.  When it finally dawns on you that the faint scratching at the base of your brain is your mind trying to come to grips that this used to be an upbeat dance tune, you smile with the insight of an enlightened being at the cusp of nirvana, hit the ‘rewind’ button, and listen again with new ears to an amazing cover song.

#1) Faith No More: Easy
Album: The Best Of Faith No More
Originally sung by: Lionel Richie

Who would have thunk that a Lionel Richie song could rock so hard? I could go on and on about what an uberific, game changing cover this is, but chances are you’ve already heard it and understand that the world in which we live in today would be a much colder, starker reality if Faith No More never covered this tune. The opening piano riff lulls you softly and slowly in as Mike Patton’s vocals convey a sense of sad desperation and acceptance of a man lost in the world. Minutely, incrementally, the coolness of this cover song seeps into your consciousness, and realization of its divinity is solidified when Mike groans “Ungh!” just as the lead guitar solo kicks in. A better cover song there can not be.

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