Terrible Analogies » Some People Are Jerks http://terribleanalogies.com "Maybe just a craze, a phase we were going through (between me and you, the habit continues)..." - PWEI Thu, 24 May 2012 09:01:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Snap! http://terribleanalogies.com/2012/01/snap/ http://terribleanalogies.com/2012/01/snap/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:01:39 +0000 HermanTurnip http://terribleanalogies.com/?p=11802 Oh no, she did’ent…!

Damn, that was cold.

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Hope everyone (in the States) gets to fully enjoy the extended weekend. Here’s hoping to see you back here Tuesday morning!

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How can anyone justify such wanton acts of destruction such as this?:

These sorts of “people” need to be locked up for a good. Long. Time.

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On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

I hope they catch this jerk…

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Whatever the reason, words and hand signs were exchanged between the pumps.  The guy closest to me calmly walked up to a punk wearing a white t-shirt who was cursing and gesturing wildly in his direction.  He then pushed t-shirt hood in the chest with a stiff-arm then clocked him once in the face.  T-shirt guy when down hard, covered his face with his hands, and slowly began to squirm on the oil-soaked pavement.

Alpha hooligan then turned around and slowly strutted back to his gold Honda Civic, removed the gas nozzle from his car and placed it back on the pump, closed up his gas cap and drove away, leaving our t-shirted hero lying on his back with his face covered in blood.

It seems as if everyone thinks they have a plan when they get into a fight, up to the point when they get nailed in the face by a guy with a wicked right cross.

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