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		<title>Blackout!</title>
		<link>http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/09/blackout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HermanTurnip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m typing this update on my cell phone. At 4pm the power went out. Apparently, from what little news I can gather, huge swaths of power are out from San Diego to LA. Traffic is gridlocked because the traffic lights are out. Guess I&#8217;ll be hanging out at work until 8pm or so to let [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m typing this update on my cell phone.</p>
<p>At 4pm the power went out.  Apparently, from what little news I can gather, huge swaths of power are out from San Diego to LA.</p>
<p>Traffic is gridlocked because the traffic lights are out.  Guess I&#8217;ll be hanging out at work until 8pm or so to let the traffic die down a bit.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s hoping that the power is restored soon&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>UPDATE:</strong></span> It seems that an employee in Arizona removed a piece of monitoring equipment, bring down power to areas in Arizona, Southern California and Mexico.  Power was eventually restored at 1:30am.  This was an unprecedented occurrence, and one I&#8217;m hopeful will never be repeated again.</p>
<p>A brief synopsis of what happened <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/09/09/california.power.outages/index.html?hpt=hp_t2">can be read here</a>.</p>
<p>Last night, Karin and I sat in the backyard and watched the stars.  It&#8217;s amazing how much space you can see with no light pollution.  Makes me long for a camping trip out in the desert!</p>
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		<title>The Earth Was Shakin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/08/the-earth-was-shakin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 09:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HermanTurnip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a Californian, I found it slightly amusing to see how people on the East Coast reacted to yesterdays 5.8 magnitude earthquake. We Californians will sleep through earthquakes while those on the East Coast run wildly into the streets, clutching their pearls and looking for the nearest fainting couch to collapse upon at the merest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a Californian, I found it slightly amusing to see how people on the East Coast reacted to yesterdays 5.8 magnitude earthquake.  We Californians will sleep through earthquakes while those on the East Coast run wildly into the streets, clutching their pearls and looking for the nearest fainting couch to collapse upon at the merest hint of tremor.  <img src='http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<div id="attachment_10854" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 280px"><a href="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10854" title="Quake1" src="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake1.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="361" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Apparently CNN thinks that this is a newsworthy photo.  You think this is bad?  Let me show you my kid&#39;s room...</p></div>
<div id="attachment_10855" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake2.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10855" title="Quake2" src="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="280" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Retreating to the streets, police, fire and coffee dispatched, panic and confusion, dog and cats living together...mass hysteria!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_10857" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake5.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10857" title="Quake5" src="http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Quake5.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ummm, yeah...</p></div>
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		<title>This Is It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/05/this-is-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 09:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HermanTurnip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[weapons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how I feel about my final days of work at my current place of employment: Heh&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is how I feel about my final days of work at my current place of employment:</p>
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<p>Heh&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>A Horrible Week</title>
		<link>http://terribleanalogies.com/2011/04/a-horrible-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HermanTurnip</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So far this has been a horrible work week for me.  I can&#8217;t recall a worse time I&#8217;ve ever had at my job.  I&#8217;m hard pressed to even come up with one day in the past twenty years that can eclipse the absolute suck that represents the previous 72 hours of my life. Now, this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So far this has been a horrible work week for me.  I can&#8217;t recall a worse time I&#8217;ve ever had at my job.  I&#8217;m hard pressed to even come up with one day in the past twenty years that can eclipse the absolute suck that represents the previous 72 hours of my life.</p>
<p>Now, this blog wasn&#8217;t designed for complaining about work, and I&#8217;m not about to subject you to that.  I mean, we&#8217;ve all had bad days at work.  In all honesty I&#8217;m sure things will improve in short order, and I really don&#8217;t like to dwell on the past.  And the things rattling about in my brain are best left for a happier time when I can properly reflect on them and use them for personal growth rather than a more immediate bout of personal destruction.</p>
<p>I think I&#8217;ll concentrate on more calming aspects of life tonight.  I&#8217;ll be the Zen master.  The meaning between the lines.  The nugget of knowledge in a bowl full of coal.</p>
<p>Come with me.  Let&#8217;s fly&#8230;</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/22428395?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="601" height="338" frameborder="0"></iframe></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Authoritarian Super Bowl Ad</title>
		<link>http://terribleanalogies.com/2010/02/authoritarian-super-bowl-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HermanTurnip</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://terribleanalogies.com/?p=6674</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s well known that there are two different types of people who flock around their television sets at this time each and every year: - Those who are there to watch the Super Bowl - Those who are there for the commercials I myself am firmly encamped in the former, but I do enjoy the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s well known that there are two different types of people who flock around their television sets at this time each and every year:</p>
<p>- Those who are there to watch the Super Bowl<br />
- Those who are there for the commercials</p>
<p>I myself am firmly encamped in the former, but I do enjoy the elaborate commercials that air during the breaks.  I felt that the commercials lived up to the hype this year, and oddly enough found myself looking forward to the advertisements (shocking!).  Strange as it might seem, I was having a good time watching a great Super Bowl matchup <span style="text-decoration: underline;">and</span> the slick ads&#8230;that is, just I saw <em>this</em>:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="560" height="340" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wq58zS4_jvM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="340" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wq58zS4_jvM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>For your edification, Webster defines &#8220;fascism&#8221; as:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>1</strong> : often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition<br />
<strong> 2</strong> : <span style="text-decoration: underline;">a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control</span></p></blockquote>
<p>So what is Audi trying to tell me?  That I&#8217;m a worthless criminal with immoral tendencies who deserves to be incarcerated simply because I don&#8217;t kowtow to a hyper-sensitive ecological movement?  Apparently, if I don&#8217;t drive an Audi, my worthless existence is automatically forfeit upon discovery by an indoctrinated, green initiative, jackbooted thug who works above the law and is beyond reproach?  </p>
<p>Watching this commercial made me feel sick.  I&#8217;ve an idea for you, Audi.  Seeing as I&#8217;m currently in the market for a new car, I&#8217;ll be sure to steer clear of you in protest of this abusive, accusatory commercial.  You can take your elitist BS and shove it.</p>
<p>Of course, that&#8217;s just my opinion.  I&#8217;m all for saving the planet, but this commercial went above and beyond, and shows us just what Audi really thinks of everyone who doesn&#8217;t one one of their products.</p>
<p>If this is a sign of things to come, I&#8217;d hate to think what America would be like if a <a href="http://techdirt.com/articles/20100201/1903207997.shtml" target="_blank">corporation were voted in as President of the United States</a>.</p>
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