Our neighborhood held a picnic during this past Memorial Day weekend. As we were enjoying our hamburgers and hotdogs a young couple new to the neighborhood strolls up. The wife appeared to be in her second/third trimester. I introduced myself and asked if I could get either of them something to eat from the grill. The wife quickly replied, “No, thanks. I have to carefully watch this life force I’m creating. Would you have anything organic instead?”
Uhhh, okay. I guess that means more nitrate dogs for the rest of us.
In all honesty, I don’t believe all pregnant women are smug. But I do think that it’s a demographic that doesn’t get made fun of that often.
From what I understand, the bear killed and ate the hiker then posted this video on his YouTube page…
I can’t believe how calm this guy remained throughout the entire ordeal. I’m not sure how I’d react, but I think there’d be more begging and crying involved.
Pancake-mix-flour-plus-baking-powder-by-the-way-you’re-still-making-pancakes-from-scratch-so-don’t-think-you-got-out-of-that-one-sucker. Yeah, that just rolls right off the tongue…
As a kid I grew up on television. I learned all about mathematics, English, science, and history from shows such as The Electric Company, Sesame Street, Pinwheel, The Great Space Coaster, Schoolhouse Rock!, Zoom, and a dozen other shows and shorts. One lesson in particular has always stuck with me, and it came from a most unlikely of source: WKRP In Cincinnati.
In this episode, Venus Flytrap makes a deal with a local hood. If Venus can teach this hood the basic structure of an atom in two minutes, then said local troublemaker would return to school.
The deal, as it turns out, taught many of us just how fun and easy learning can be…
I tell ya, they don’t make shows like that anymore…
