Terrible Analogies

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There are things I’ve done in my life that I’ll forever be ashamed of; washing colors and whites together, turning everything a shade of pink, taking advantage of the handicapped stall when a wheelchair-bound individual entered the restroom, accidentally calling my 5th grade teacher “mom”…but none of that can possibly equal the action of this individual:

What must have been going through his mind?

If this were me, I don’t think I’d have quite the death grip on the leash as the elevator began its upward trajectory. Just let that thing go and hope for the best.

Next week I hear he’s going to take his dog to the Grand Canyon. Let’s see how that turns out…

…Is it me you’re looking for?

I can only imagine how long this must have taken to put together:

The editor must have had the patience of a saint, and the tenacity of a tabloid freelance writer…

There are certain things that hold more meaning when David Attenborough narrates the message. I can’t imagine Oprah Winfrey or Sigourney Weaver lending as much of an air of respect and humility to Louis Armstrong’s What A Wonderful World.

Long live Sir David Attenborough.

Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!

Oh no, she did’ent…!

Damn, that was cold.

Even though this past work week contained a mere four days, it still felt hellishly long.  I think I’ll reward myself with a bag of Doritos and an ice cold Corona this weekend…

Hope everyone has a great weekend. See you on Monday!