Terrible Analogies

It’s nice to see that Michael J. Fox hasn’t lost his sense of humor.

Please be sure to stick around for the ending…

Heh…

My San Diego Chargers won their opening game against the Vikings this past Sunday, and nobody could be more excited about that game than me…

…well, let me take that statement back.  It seems as if this guy is a bit more excited.

After watcing the Viking’s Percy Harvin return the initial kickoff for 103 yards, this football fanatic was unable to contain himself.

One football fan is just a bit too excited about the start of the season...

I mean, I feel for the guy.  After several beers, a Red Bull, two shots of Bulgarian Rakia and 20oz of Gatorade I too feel the call of nature.  But at least I have the good grace to seek out a restroom and not let loose in my seat.  On national TV.

Stay classy, football fans. Stay classy…

Please please please don’t let my kid grow up to be a troublemaker like this precious little snowflake:

Hope everyone (in the States) gets to fully enjoy the extended weekend. Here’s hoping to see you back here Tuesday morning!

Can I ask you to watch a commercial?

The only time I don’t channel surf when commercials are on television is during the Superbowl. But I saw this commercial last night while wrapping things up for the evening and I couldn’t tear myself away. By the time the thing was over I was a blubbery mess.

Yep. You heard right. A guy who can bench 325lbs and who thinks running up and down Mt. Whitney is a “good time” couldn’t hold back the tears after watching this:

But hey, I’ve been known to fall apart at the end of Saving Private Ryan, Independence Day and Big Trouble In Little China, so I guess my reaction to this commercial really shouldn’t come as a big shock.

No… I’m not emotional. I…I just have something in my eye… (*wipe* *wipe*)

Some fun facts about how Hurricanes are named.

And yeah, I bet more people would heed evacuation warnings if storms were named more menacingly.

I pity the fool who don’t get outta my way!