Five Minute Fiction Monday 4

August 8th, 2011 11 comments

Five Minute Fiction is an ongoing experiment. The goal: To write as much as I can in five minutes, letting the fingers do the work, then go back and clean it up.

Enjoy?

Family Matters

I ask Ben to hurry up, finish.  Sadly, he is much like his mother.  I grind molars, my one bad habit.  Well, one of them anyway.

“We have to go or we’ll be late,” I say, placing the molars back into my front pants pocket.  Ben finally appears around the corner, grabs my hand and falls into step with me.  “We have to make a withdrawal from the bank before we get to the turning party.”

“Alright, dad,” he sighs, playing with a spot of blood on the cuff of my shirt.  Damn.  And I just had this shirt dry cleaned.

“Do you think Mylar will be there?” Ben asks expectantly.

“I don’t know, son.  After the last time with his incessant mind probes, not to mention the claw marks he left in your mother’s favorite couch, I don’t think he was invited.”

“But dad!  I won’t know any of the other kids there,” he moans.

Getting down on one knee, I brush back the hair of his widow’s peak, smile and say, “Listen, if you’re good we’ll stop by the butcher shop on the way home and pick you up a heart-on-a-stick.  Okay?”

“Okay!” he says smiling, his baby-sharp fangs glowing in the dank dark.

He’s so much like his mother.

 

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Movies & Music

August 5th, 2011 4 comments

WooHoo! The end of the week is nigh!

With the amount of tasks and training I’ve been getting at work these last few weeks the days are beginning to blur together. The week is over before I realize it. I swear I lost a day somewhere this week…

To psyche myself up for this weekend’s session of blu-ray films I thought I’d share just a few of my favorite movie quotes:

Would you classify this as a launch problem or a design problem?  -Real Genius

Suppose you’re thinking about a plate of shrimp.  Suddenly, somebody says “plate”, or “shrimp”, or “plate of shrimp”.  No point in looking for an explanation.  It’s all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.  -Repo Man

Son of a bitch must pay!  -Big Trouble In Little China

You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?  -The Princess Bride

It comes in pints?!  -The Lord Of The Rings: TFotR

Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.  -Pump Up The Volume

Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it… for they will be from outer space. -Plan 9 From Outer Space

And hey, it being Friday and all, I think I’ll pick up a few Artichokes on my way home tonight and listen to a bit of Tom Waits turned up to ’11′ while they steam away…

Happy Friday!

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Snacks Of Famous Authors

August 4th, 2011 9 comments

Taking a look at this list, it’s a shame that they skipped over Jack Kerouac, Edgar Alan Poe, Stephen King, Harry Crews, Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, Richard Brautigan, Hemingway and Bukowski.  I’d rather have a conversation with literate drunk over a pretentious artist any day of the week ;-)

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What The H?!

August 3rd, 2011 8 comments

Awww…what a cute cat. And it looks sooo friendly too.

Look, it wants to play and WHAT THE HECK?!

I placed my cursor at the 5 second mark and kept replaying from that point over and over again. It was mesmerizing. Go on, give it a shot. You know you want to…

Heh…

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Tree Top Juice Is…People!

August 2nd, 2011 4 comments

While pouring herself a glass of juice last night, Karin made a horrific discovery:

“Real juice from real people”? No thanks. I think I’ll skip my daily serving of people juice…

 

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