Terrible Analogies

The long search is over!  I have finally found the greatest commercial ever made.  It can’t get any better than this:

I now feel complete. Whole. Enlightened, even.

This has been bothering me for quite some time now.

At first I thought it was something that I was doing wrong, but after working my way through two jars of Jif peanut butter I became fed up with they way it sets up like glue after being refrigerated. What are they making this stuff out of? Horse hooves? Concrete? The bitter tears of unrequited love?

The fine people over at Skippy have the formula down. This is the way to make peanut butter. Come on Jif, enough with the spackle. I’m not using your product to repair gouges in my drywall. Lighten up on the Elmers Glue and make everyone happy.

So I was making some Macaroni & Cheese the other night…

Wow.  Congratulations are in order.  You just invented the….laptop?  Genius!

What do you have planned for us next?  Wait, wait…don’t tell me.  You’re going to slap a second wheel on my unicycle and call it “revolutionary” aren’t you, you crazy guys…

Old Spice has a new series of ads directed by none other than Tim and Eric from Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!.  This is what happens when you let loose the reigns of control and allow the art direction to run slightly akimbo:

The entire run of these commercials can be seen here.

I’m anxious to see if the guys who made the “I’m On A Horse” commercial pony up (no pun intended) with another installment.  Man, I’ve never been so into body wash before.  Old Spice has a great thing going here.  I’m glad to see that they’re not letting up with these guerrilla-style advertising gimmicks.

For some reason I’m harking back to the 90′s and the Taster’s Choice coffee soap opera, when people waited anxiously for the next installment, curious to see which woman the caffeine addicted polygamist eventually wound up with.  Those were some crazy, consumer-driven times…