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Don’t Point That Thing At Me

November 22nd, 2011 11 comments

Wired Magazine posted an online article yesterday focusing on the many patents that Apple owns.  One of Apple’s new patents is a system which creates a vacuum that sucks the glass screen down tight against the hardware when the device’s accelerometer senses that the iPad is in free fall, which helps protect the glass screen for shattering upon impact.

This is great and all, those Apple engineers are amazing, but could Wired have used a less creepy finger in their publicity photo?

Seriously, what’s up with that thing? Shudder

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A Great Titan Has Fallen

October 6th, 2011 7 comments

Steve Jobs has died.

It happened with a suddenness that shocked me so badly that my brain refused to accept the news when I first heard it announced on the radio during my drive home from work yesterday.

Go ahead.  Call me a “fanboy”.  Get it out of your system.  But before you cast too harsh a judgement on me, please let me explain that I lumped Steve Jobs up there with Jerry Garcia, Kurt Cobain, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Chuck Palahniuk, Ralph Steadman, Nine Inch Nails, and Walt Disney.  These are people who were/are masters of their craft and who played a significant part in my life.

Steve Jobs was a man who made an undeniable impact in this world.  He indoctrinated many into the world of computers, mastering the melding of design and function, and helmed the course of technology by branding it with his unique style and the simple mantra of “It just works”.

The phrase I heard today, “Steve Jobs is dead,” is still bouncing around in my head like an unwelcome house guest.  It’s difficult to comprehend how Apple is going to move forward at this this point without the man who helped to create it, then returned to rescue it from certain destruction, eventually re-building it into a company that is now worth more then $380 billion dollars.

Think about that.  $380 billion dollars.  That’s worth more than ten times the combined value of every NFL franchise.  That’s worth more than all of the gold at the New York Federal Reserve.  Heck, that’s worth more than the total income tax paid by all U.S. corporations in 2011.

And he did this by making computers hip.  He did this by designing computers with “ease of use” in mind.  And he did this by simply making a quality product that “just worked”, and doing his best to do it right the first time with each new product.  Nothing more.

He was a once-in-a-generation type of guy.

Steve Jobs…you will be missed.

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Deactivated My Facebook Account

April 26th, 2010 2 comments

I’ve deactivated my Facebook account.

Now, this really isn’t a very big deal for me.  I hardly ever logged in to my account, preferring instead to make my life visible on my blog.  But for those people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook, I could see it being a nearly Herculean accomplishment to click that “deactivate” button.  I guess it would be akin to asking a hard core World Of Warcraft player to cancel their toon or a hipster to give up his traditional morning triple latte macchiato.

When deactivating my account, this captcha appeared. No, Facebook, I'm quite sure I want to deactivate. Thankyouverymuch.

What had me concerned about Facebook was their lack of security and their willingness to sell my personal information to third parties.  Any site that requires me to take ten steps to secure my personal information isn’t for me.  Shouldn’t all of these steps be enabled as a default setting?  And with new buttons popping up, it seems as if Facebook is doing all it can to take your information and disseminate it to anyone asking for it.

And so, to my legions of followers on Facebook (all five of you), I’m sorry for dropping out.  My profile pic will never darken your wall again.  Feel free to keep up with me on my blog.  Sure, I can’t poke you from here, but I think I can live with that.

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Hexed To Death

April 23rd, 2010 No comments

Thanks to some forward-thinking geniuses at work I was glued to my monitor for nearly two hours today parsing through hex files to try and unlock a few “urgent” legacy databases.  This goes to show that you don’t fire somebody before obtaining the passwords they use to secure company files.

I’m beat.  I think I’ll relax tonight and watch Avatar on blu-ray.  In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this picture of Steve Martin ironing a kitten:

Happy Friday, everyone!

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Please Stop This

April 15th, 2010 6 comments

Dear Microsoft,

Can you do something about this?

Please stop teasing us with a grayed out button.  Either give us the option to restart at a later time, or don’t mention it at all and just get on with the reboot.

Thank you,

-HermanTurnip

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