Terrible Analogies

It’s a shame this scene was cut from the original film.  Having a love interest for Vader would have been…interesting.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the toilet.

Happy Friday!

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After my near brush with death on the highway yesterday, I think I’m just going to lie back and take a moment to contemplate the meaning of it all.  Come on…let’s all get Zen together:

Happy Friday, everyone!

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I have no words today.

I feel as if I’ve hit my weekly quota of nouns, verbs, adjectives, and adverbs.  I’m devoid of colorful metaphors, snappy catchphrases, and the odd melancholy retort.  Lacking for tales, fables, and non-sequiturs, devoid of secrets, revelations, narratives and parables, I find myself bound in a straightjacket of plain vanilla monotony, unable to slip these dull shackles of disinterest.  It pains me to have to concede that I have no points to make, opinions to inject, ideas to express, nor adventures to chronicle.  In light of this sad circumstance, please accept my sincere apologies for my current depth of mediocrity.

I hope that this cat video brings you more enjoyment than today’s post:

See ya on Monday, when we’ll cover a strange combination of classic literature and the ballad of Mr. T.

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If you’re reading this, chances are you’re in front of a computer.  

It’s eerie how I know this, no?  My powers of observation are almost uncanny…

Whelp, it’s finally Friday, and we all know what that means; time to get liquored up and do some stunts!

Man…I want to party with that guy!  I can see it now.  Yuri and I would go out on an all night bender, and in the morning put on our banana costumes and report to our court-ordered public service gig:

Afterwards, we’d jump on our bikes and make our way back to the bar for dollar beer night:

That’s the way we’d roll, Yuri and I…  Happy Friday!

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Alright, I’ll be the first to admit that this video instantly shot up to the top of my “that’s cool” list the instant I watched it.  Talk about a band getting their fans involved in the creative process!  

From the description:

This music video was shot for Sour’s ‘Hibi no Neiro’ (Tone of everyday) from their first mini album ‘Water Flavor EP’. The cast were selected from the actual Sour fan base, from many countries around the world. Each person and scene was filmed purely via webcam. 

I couldn’t help but smile as I watched this.  I don’t know about you, but I’m actively hunting down this EP with a vengeance. Bands like Sour deserve our support.  Throw this video up on MTV and you’ve got a hit.

Makes me long for the days when I got hit in the head by bits of plastic as Trent Reznor destroyed his keyboards on stage just five feet from where I was standing.  Now that’s how you connect with your audience

Oh, before I forget, I must mention that I live with an unnatural, unhealthy fear of losing my hair.  If I ever…evar…find myself sans follicles, I’ve made a pact with God and all that’s holy and wonderfully sublime that I’ll grow a mustache equal or greater in stature to that of my new found hero:

The way I figure it, once I get the ’stache, all I’ll need is some booze, a bike, and some broads to make the entire ensemble complete.

Knowing my luck, here I am not-so-subtilely mocking a complete stranger simply because of his looks, when in fact he’s probably a Nobel prize winning laureate in the field of quantum atomic superstructures, and yes, as a matter of fact, he is a rocket scientist.  *sigh*

Oh well, whatever.  Nevermind.  Happy Friday!

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