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Baptism This Weekend

October 8th, 2010 1 comment

With the son getting baptized this weekend we’ve been busy with preparations and guests.  The house is clean, the cars are washed, the food is being cooked, and the cat is hiding under the bed, intent on hiding out until the chaos is over with.

Will see everyone again on Monday with a (hopefully) more in-depth and enjoyable post.

In the meantime, here’s a completely unrelated video:

Have a happy!

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My Final Moments

September 7th, 2010 2 comments

After much soul-searching, I’ve come to the conclusion that when my time on this spinning rock comes to a close, I don’t want to die at work, sitting in my cubicle, wearing a tie.  That, to me, would be the worst way to shuffle off this mortal coil.

And I would want my final words to be “Pump up the jam”.

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Home Sick

August 24th, 2010 3 comments

After a night of strange dreams where I was discussing the pros and cons of public transportation with a blue alien plant in my backyard, I awoke to find myself feeling ill.  So, if you don’t mind I think I’ll keep this post short and stuffy.

In the meantime, let me just put this right here:

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The Least Likely Jobs

August 18th, 2010 1 comment

The jobs I would least like to have:

  • Drill Instructor
  • Porta Potty Scrubber
  • Lion Tamer
  • Fluffer
  • Accountant
  • Hair Boiler
  • Chimney Sweep
  • Rodeo Clown
  • Medical Waste Collector
  • Crime Scene Cleaner
  • Politician
  • Roadie for a Limp Bizkit Tribute Band
  • Funeral Clown
  • Carney
  • Litter Carrier
  • A Hallmark Sympathy Card Writer
  • Braille Book Proofreader
  • Crematorium Technician

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…and whatever it is that this guy does:
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No sir…count me out.  I’ve seen enough Val Lewton movies to know that this is not the career path I’d choose…

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On Writing

July 2nd, 2010 3 comments

My favorite quote on writing:

Writing is easy.  All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper
until drops of blood form on your forehead.
    - Gene Fowler

Happy Friday. Seeing as how I have Monday off from work, I’ll see y’all back here on Tuesday. Hope you have a safe and sane 4th!

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