Terrible Analogies

Oh no, she did’ent…!

Damn, that was cold.

Umm…ever hear of “car seats” for children?

I couldn’t believe what I just saw. Upon my second viewing I was cringing in my seat and moaning, “No….no. Oh…noooo. What the?! Awwww, man….” in absolute disbelief.

Excuse me while I quickly sneak into my son’s room and give him a quick hug…

Come on, man. You can’t be this stupid. This is a put-on, right? This is a goof…

After watching this clip, I’m instantly reminded of this quote from Animal House: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

I’d like to see what these guys are up to in 20 years. Ya know, for my own edification…

(HermanTurnip shakes his head in disbelief)

Wow…you make one little post about cover songs and you get several interesting comments in return.  Sorry I had to censor a few of the more interesting replies, but I am saving them and printing them out in various fonts for my weird sister in San Francisco who likes to incorporate them in her cut-n-paste collages of dead famous people.  At the end of the year she cuts them up to make Christmas cards.

I tell you she’s just not right, and for whatever reason I like to encourage her eccentric behavior.

What can I say…I’m an enabler.

I went running after work yesterday.  As I approached a Hometown Buffet I noticed two guys pushing each other in the parking lot, then punches were thrown, and soon both of them where on the ground and scrambling around the parked cars.

It was a bit surreal, actually.  I wondered if they were arguing about who was going to pay for dinner?  Regardless, I kept right on running. Half a mile later two cop cars sped passed me with sirens blaring, and I knew exactly where they were headed.

I think instead of fighting they should have settled their differences on the Pop-A-Shot court:

“That’s embarrassing,” said the referee, just before having his ball cap batted down by Kobe. Heh…

Oh, and in case you hadn’t noticed, take a look at the new soccer ball button on YouTube:

I suggest that you go to this link and give it a whirl…