Did you know: 75 billion eggs are consumed yearly in the United States?
Did you know: A mother hen turns her egg approximately 50 times a day to prevent the yolk from sticking to the shell?
Did you know: Sylvester Stallone drank 5 raw eggs in the first Rocky movie?
Did you know: Eggs can feel pain?
This is how I feel about my final days of work at my current place of employment:
Heh….
Come on, man. You can’t be this stupid. This is a put-on, right? This is a goof…
After watching this clip, I’m instantly reminded of this quote from Animal House: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
I’d like to see what these guys are up to in 20 years. Ya know, for my own edification…
(HermanTurnip shakes his head in disbelief)
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
One ticket, please.
Hope you have a relaxing weekend, and I’ll see you again on Monday when we’ll hopefully find out who that third dentist is. Ya know, that one dentist who never agrees with the other two…
Which reminds me. I once had a dentist named “Michael Meyers”, and another named “Dr. Grim”. Trust me, you never wanted them to find out that you weren’t flossing.
Oh, to be such a cruel beast, laying heavy the heart of one’s loyal companion…
