Our neighborhood held a picnic during this past Memorial Day weekend. As we were enjoying our hamburgers and hotdogs a young couple new to the neighborhood strolls up. The wife appeared to be in her second/third trimester. I introduced myself and asked if I could get either of them something to eat from the grill. The wife quickly replied, “No, thanks. I have to carefully watch this life force I’m creating. Would you have anything organic instead?”
Uhhh, okay. I guess that means more nitrate dogs for the rest of us.
In all honesty, I don’t believe all pregnant women are smug. But I do think that it’s a demographic that doesn’t get made fun of that often.
From what I understand, the bear killed and ate the hiker then posted this video on his YouTube page…
I can’t believe how calm this guy remained throughout the entire ordeal. I’m not sure how I’d react, but I think there’d be more begging and crying involved.
