Nothing to see here…just some of Mike Tyson’s more crazy quotes put to music:
Even with with accompanying music and a heartfelt performance, there’s no getting around the fact that Tyson is a graham cracker short of a smore…
…still, this tune is catchy in a highway accident sort of way.
Man…yesterday was hectic. Legendary. One for the books.
That morning I woke up and decided to hit the café for a pick-me-up, but the café decided to hit back:
My ego was bruised, but not beaten. All I needed to recover was to chill for a bit. Spending time with the cat always seems to make things right:
And then the toilet overflowed:
While waiting for the plumber to arrive a good “friend” of mine stopped by to show me the video he took of me at the gun range last weekend:
Laugh at my pain, will ya? Sigh Some friends…
You ever have one of those days?
You get to the job site and it’s raining. The foreman tells you that yesterday’s work needs to be ripped out because the architect discovered a design flaw. The contracting company doesn’t have the paycheck that they owe you from last week. And when you get back to your truck you discover that you’re about to written up for a parking infraction.
You ever have one of those days?
I don’t care if this guy is in the right or in the wrong. I’m here to applaud him for doing something most of us only dream of… 
If you’re wondering what to get me for Christmas, I like Rubik’s Cubes, books, running, and…oh yeah, lots and lots of heroin:
German film director, producer, screenwriter and actor Werner Herzog gives us a near transcendental insight into the modern plight of Waldo and his uncontrollable nomadic tendencies. After watching this clip I can’t help but feel pity for our central character and his desperate attempts to stay one step ahead of his pursuer who exhibits a penchant for loose fitting clothing and giant candy canes…
